Ponderings at 9th & 9th

I love when people ask where I live and I say "9th & 9th," they always say in a pretentious tone "Oh really, right on the corner?" thinking they're all cute and witty, then I get to say say in a bitchier tone "Yup on 850 East and 9th south" then I look at them like they're fucking Idiots. They always look defeated and never know what to say, then I get to talk about how great it is and walk away.