July 31, 2009

My Alter Ego

Some people dont believe I have an alter ego, My boyfriend, my roommate, and Ms. bobby I'm looking in your direction, just like when superman would never be around when clark kent was, or how peter parker always got photos of spiderman, here are similar shots of me as mild mannered interior designer and then as a slightly bitchy dick magnet, my powers enable me to take off my clothes and another guys in just seconds!! well maybe not a power as much a s a talent







July 30, 2009

We do all Love Brett!!

Funniest. Shit. EVER!!!

copy it to your address bar or click on the title, you'll die!!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/61273/family-guy-glory-hole-math

July 27, 2009

Sexy Guy Sunday

This weeks theme needs no introduction!






July 22, 2009

Wait, what?

Hey, hey ladies!
Left to right; Bobby, Brandon, Dougie Fresh, Debbie


Photos courtesy of the girls at partyutah.com, love you all!


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Shocking!

I just cant believe how quickly time flies by. It seems I have been meaning to get back to people for days, but looking at the last email they sent me, or call I placed it has actually been weeks or months!! How does this happen?! What the hell am I really that self obsessed?!! How do you call someone; a date, a friend or family member and say you just forgot to call them, for 2 or 3 weeks, does anyone else have this problem? vote at the poll to the right. and since I cant manage to post on here even daily like I once did here is belated sexy boy sunday, this weeks them: Spead Em!







July 16, 2009

Underwear ThUrsday, Deisel underwear 2009 collection

I have that dream all the time where I just stand around looking hot in cute underwear surrounded by my best shoes and they cant stop staring, well not so much a dream as just any given tuesday, you've got to have traditions.


Where did you put the key after it was in your mouth? Oh I found it!


Been there! I do love to pull a good head of hair, and my memory is a little fuzzy from a couple parties, that might literally be me


Balloons and the smell of baby oil, really takes me back to my twenties...


Must. Have. These. I actually mean the Underwear.

July 9, 2009

Jo, Short for Joleen? or sexy gal sunday? Both statements are true!

These all turned out so well! Momma always said "God doesn't give pretty girls big breasts and vice versa," I guess Jo broke the mold









Girl, do you know where that hat has been?

Scroll down to see the next adventure for the hat and for many others before it... Love you Jo!!!

July 8, 2009

More hot pics of...ME!!!

Keep in mind these were shot at the Grove, a public park, midday! Scandalous!!




Could someone feed me grapes?!


I love how this pic turned out, its like the the paparazzi was shooting me from the bushes and I had no idea, now I know how Hugh Jackman feels when I shoot pics of him from the bushes!!


can anyone guess what my signature stance is?...


or my secondary stance...


At this point in the evening I was exhausted and couldn't flex one more muscle, so I just put on a tight pink shirt and acted aloof, which really and truly IS my signature stance



July 6, 2009

"Water near a bridge..."

Wow, we honestly look better now than when we were in our twenties!

I spent the day with Sarah, it was great to see her recovering so well from all that has gone on in the past months, when she made a joke about it all, her boyfriend Drew, who is so great and great for her, was still a bit uncomfortable talking about it, being a true lady I simply said with a smile " water near a bridge..." I can't really tell the whole story on here, nor would I just yet, just know I couldn't be happier Sarah's alive and back home, She's my twin, I'm complete when she's around. When I meet a guy who makes me feel like that, I will marry him. Sorry boys,as you can see those will be hard and fabulous shoes to fill.

July 5, 2009

Oh so SEXY Boy Sunday!

Thats right, It's me. I know what your thinking and its fine, I'd want to Fuck me too. Enjoy.















A big thank you to Jo who is such a great friend and the best photographer in the world! Just a side note on these, people started to gather as they saw the BYU shirt, which is hilarious because I never went there and only bought the shirt because this great guy I'm dating/falling for works there. I have sent the pics to byu and I'm sure they'll want to post them in the next BYU weekly. One other side note, its a girls shirt and I cut the sleeves off. Lets give creative credit where its due.