Helen Keller...Revised

Just getting home from another 12 hour day, and I was dancing last night till 1 am, I'll post pics in a few days it was an 80's party and I looked great, there was this table of 3 guys 2 were good looking, 1 was a little chunky and trying to pull off a tight, pink logo Abercrombie & Fitch t shirt, poor thing it should have read Thick & Chunky instead, They were all mesmerized by Suzie and I dancing, I was teasing them by lifting up my shirt and showing off my tight tanned stomach, and in true 80's fashion I was wearing 2 Polo's with the collar's up, and I was so hot I just had to take them off throw them aside like a rock star and dance some more with suzie's friend Josh who couldn't keep his hands off me, and is HOT! I thought Thick & Chunky was going to drop his drink he couldn't stop staring at me none of them could!! I love those moments! Nothing compares when you know how hot you are and how much everyone wants you, I also got a straight mormon guy to dance with me, he said he'd never been with a guy before, "Im a virgin", Im sure and your dancing with a shirtless gay guy, thats the lamest line out there, I knew a guy that played that on everyone guy in the valley, anyway I had a blast, then woke up early this morning, closed 2 good sales and went to an appointment where a woman wanted her living room to look like the celestial room in the temple and asked me "You've been there right?" What The What?! Had she met me?! was she blind?! and deaf?! I was in skinny slacks, a pink shirt and had a blonde faux hawk, helen keller could have smelled my gay from a mile away!