How could I have known?

Recently I was checking out a friends new fabulous condo, when I saw a picture of his college rugby team (YUMMY). I decided to play "Yes/No" with said picture, for those of you who don't know what Yes/No is I'll explain, Featured on Sex and the City, you say yes or no to guys you'd sleep with, you can play this at a cafe or walking through the mall or say, on a picture of a rugby team, after several "Yes!"s and only 3 No's I sat the picture down and another caught my eye, It was a picture of my friend and his friends at the prom with their dates, they all looked so cute in their tuxedo's and corsages, "Mike," I said "You look cute, But your Date's Hair is HORRIBLE!" I followed this comment with the kind of face a cat makes when choking on a hair ball, assuming it was just bad high school hair that everyone has in prom pictures, I expected laughs and a long conversation about high school hair over drinks in his new hot tub, instead mike threw a wrench in my plans and said, "Thats my MOM, at my sisters wedding last year, YOU ASSHOLE!!"
Most people would have been Mortified and apologetic. Being the Ice queen I am, I was of course Neither and simply said what was on my mind, which was " Well has she changed it since then?! " She Hadn't.
There were of course no laughs or drinks in the hot tub, But Mike and I are talking again and I am working on smuggling both pictures onto my blog, so stay tuned.