July 14, 2006

The top TEN reasons why Spence (and everybody else) Loves me

Why my good friend spence has waged a blog war on me I'll never know. Well read on, here are the 10 reasons spence loves me!!

#10 I drove with him from Salt Lake to Seattle and stayed in haunted hotels when I could have been on a climate controled transcontinental air line. I do indeed have him covered like a jimmy hat, a very tall, young and slender jimmy hat!

#9 I'm the most Stylish Bitch I know, and I know alot of people.Period. End of sentence.

#8 Everytime I visit seattle I help him pick out Fabo furniture for his penthouse and never once have I charged him a design fee!

#7 I do have a great sense of humor, I'm super fun!! Ask anyone who knows me. ANY OF THEM.

#6 Because Spence and I are twins seperated at birth, And were always there for each other. Like the time he told me I rely to much on my Hair, and that we were not on Americas Next Top Hair Model.

#5 Because I would never eat at alberto's. And there aren't pictures to prove otherwise.

#4 Because I've never told anyone about the time he had diareah at Alberto... Wait, What.

#3 I'm Hella fine.

#2 MAD Photogenic.

#1 And Rockin 1 leg. So take a walk bitches 'cause I cant.

Kisses.

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