April 1, 2009

Camelt..OH!!

I know your all anxiously awaiting the conclusion to my previous entry, Its with my Editors as we speak, I thought I would take a minute to post about an evening that will not soon be forgotten by Anyone...

We were at the club and looked A-mazing, as I'm used to, but being one half of the cutest couple in salt lake isn't always easy, guys want to be you or hate you, gorgeous girls are always instantly drawn to you and want to be on your arm... case in point.
As we rolled into the club in tight Graphic tees that showed off our arms, looking like Hollywood Bitches, old friends and drunk people who wanted to know us gave us hugs and kisses and slurred sentences about how hot we looked, for the most part I simply said my token phrase " I know right..." smiled and pranced away, (to reference this prance look at my previous post, aka model walk) But one girl caught my attention, she was stunning!! Tall and slender, Long Blond staight shimmery hair, perfect skin and bone structure, walked like tyra banks in her red short dress and had that certain something that people were Drawn too, in short she was a Female Me, it was something out of a movie, our eyes met and we ran for each other she literally lept into my arms, kissed me and told me how hot I looked, I told her the same!! We could have gushed on for hours... Eric wasnt so much impressed, realizing how high she was and got us inside onto the dancefloor, knowing how well he and I dance together, he figured I would forget all about her, for the next 2 hours Eric and I tore up the dancefloor! Center stage like we always do, being so tall and blond its hard to be missed and of course a few friends and guys came over to say hello, we kept dancing, kissing and laughing until some people got onstage and started dancing, including miss tall blond and gorgeous, she saw me and motioned for me to get on stage with her, wanting to be the center of attention, I was tempted but Eric kept me from doing so, he had the good sense to realize only Tragics and one Hot model guy were on stage, he wanted to keep me away from both, God bless his Analytical nature, because shortly after she started dancing with this Really Hot Guy I wanted to hook up with... I mean, some dude Ive never seen before or since, and while she was facing the crowd her short skirt kept hiking up more and more along with her tight skimpy panties, everyone one was watching because this Guy she was dancing with was so Fucking Hott...OH and the skirt thing, just as I said "Eric I can see her cameltOH!!" the whole crowd let out a giant gasp, and you could see hundreds of homos hide their eyes and cry just like the day Prop 8 passed, I have never been so thankful for Eric keeping me in check and not letting me get carried away dancing with Hot Male models and Hot Tranny Mess's no matter how cute they are...

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