I was in a boot camp themed work out class last spring and here's the funny thing, I've actually been to boot camp. Yup I know, crazy right? I have the papers and ID to prove it, but we did things in this work out I Never did at boot camp, and vice versa, for instance I never gave or got a blow job in this class.
The work out was at sugarhouse park at 7 am and run by a gay guy and a girl, so I thought I could get through it alright I was even bragging how I worked out 5 times a week (followed by a bottle of vodka when I got home), so they began by passing out this exercise "equipment" that looks like a sash contestants in pageants wear, its 8" X 50" and made of gray plastic, its used for stretching and such, of course I had other ideas!!
At first it was scarf as we ran around the park, a belt as we did the barbwire mine crawl, then a shawl covering my head from the sun as we did push ups, and finally a sash as we rounded the corner to our finish line, I was crowned miss workout 2008 and I have been invited back to claim my title this year!! OH and here is a pic of me and the runners up
Oh just kidding thats not me, its just a pic of my previous lovers
This is me, God I was in great shape!
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