"...you should date mormon girls..."

"...and do things like Ice Blocking..."

I was speechless. That is something that has only happened to me maybe 5 times in my entire life.

I was in a class recently and I had asked if anyone was single and how how was dating going since i was recently single, I thought it was a pretty easy question and having met me i assumed they all knew I was gay, apparently not.

One girl said "oh that's easy you just need to date mormon girls"

Wait What!? I tried to say the words but they wouldn't come out, I didn't even know where to start!!

girl #2 " ...and do things you wouldn't normally do like go Ice blocking..."

Again i tried to say something but my jaw just hung their in mid air, I thought surely I just hallucinated and these idiots were not talking to me, Dougie Fresh. but they were i think i must have passed out because i dont remember how that class ended.

I still have no idea what Ice Blocking is and will never try it, but i cant help but assume if mormon girls are doing it, thats why there up tight, frigid bitches.