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May 31, 2009
May 30, 2009
Miss Work Out 2008! And Perhaps 2009?
This Crazy Tranny won some tacky pageant, but she has nothing on me, I was Miss Work Out 2008!! And I have a much bigger tiara, suck on that Tranny!! Keep reading for the full story
I was in a boot camp themed work out class last spring and here's the funny thing, I've actually been to boot camp. Yup I know, crazy right? I have the papers and ID to prove it, but we did things in this work out I Never did at boot camp, and vice versa, for instance I never gave or got a blow job in this class.
The work out was at sugarhouse park at 7 am and run by a gay guy and a girl, so I thought I could get through it alright I was even bragging how I worked out 5 times a week (followed by a bottle of vodka when I got home), so they began by passing out this exercise "equipment" that looks like a sash contestants in pageants wear, its 8" X 50" and made of gray plastic, its used for stretching and such, of course I had other ideas!!
At first it was scarf as we ran around the park, a belt as we did the barbwire mine crawl, then a shawl covering my head from the sun as we did push ups, and finally a sash as we rounded the corner to our finish line, I was crowned miss workout 2008 and I have been invited back to claim my title this year!! OH and here is a pic of me and the runners up
Oh just kidding thats not me, its just a pic of my previous lovers
This is me, God I was in great shape!
I was in a boot camp themed work out class last spring and here's the funny thing, I've actually been to boot camp. Yup I know, crazy right? I have the papers and ID to prove it, but we did things in this work out I Never did at boot camp, and vice versa, for instance I never gave or got a blow job in this class.
The work out was at sugarhouse park at 7 am and run by a gay guy and a girl, so I thought I could get through it alright I was even bragging how I worked out 5 times a week (followed by a bottle of vodka when I got home), so they began by passing out this exercise "equipment" that looks like a sash contestants in pageants wear, its 8" X 50" and made of gray plastic, its used for stretching and such, of course I had other ideas!!
At first it was scarf as we ran around the park, a belt as we did the barbwire mine crawl, then a shawl covering my head from the sun as we did push ups, and finally a sash as we rounded the corner to our finish line, I was crowned miss workout 2008 and I have been invited back to claim my title this year!! OH and here is a pic of me and the runners up
Oh just kidding thats not me, its just a pic of my previous lovers
This is me, God I was in great shape!
Slutty or Sexually successful?
A few weeks ago at a BBQ, I was telling an amusing story about a very crazy and successful party weekend in San Francisco, when a friend told me I was slutty, I wasn't about to take that from that Hooker, or let him have the spotlight, so I told him I prefer the term Sexually successful, the crowd broke out in laughter AND he looked stupid, missions accomplished! Everyone thought it was the greatest thing they had ever heard. But seriously I've hooked up with a lot of Hot guys and some how never picked up a single disease, that by definition is sexual success, is it not?
May 29, 2009
I know...
I know I have been writing less and just posting pictures of Hot guys, please hookers don't act like you don't Love it, I will get back to it soon, work is busy, Darrin and I are hitting the gym nearly everyday, and of course I have to see and been seen around the neighborhood with my new hot gym body, I sit on the front yard pretending to weed while hot guys walk past again and again, Love this area!! I have never been so happy as I am living here with Darrin as a roomie, in the gayest gayborhood of them all! Anyway stay tuned for more posts soon and vote on my newest poll "where should I move?"
Random Hottness
What I plan on looking like in 2 months, I've been going to the gym 5 days a week people!!
And for those of you that haven't seen me for a while, this is the new look shaved head and all, I was more scared to shave my head then when I came out of the closet, crazy right?! Its so liberating, thanks to Darrin who did it for me and was so supportive, and thank you to all the hot guys who have hit on me with the new butch look, yes bitches I can look butch!
Loving IT!!! So easy & So masculine yet chic
And for those of you that haven't seen me for a while, this is the new look shaved head and all, I was more scared to shave my head then when I came out of the closet, crazy right?! Its so liberating, thanks to Darrin who did it for me and was so supportive, and thank you to all the hot guys who have hit on me with the new butch look, yes bitches I can look butch!
Loving IT!!! So easy & So masculine yet chic
May 27, 2009
Pondering at 9th & 9th
Where should I set my sights? Vote at the poll to the right
Seattle
San Diego
Or New York?
As much as I want to live in warm weather New york is calling me at the moment
Seattle
San Diego
Or New York?
As much as I want to live in warm weather New york is calling me at the moment
May 26, 2009
Inaprop
Inaprop. Know it. Love it. Use It.
Short for inappropriate
Pronounced in-a-prope' with a silent e,
Still not sure how were going to spell it
Ernie brought this from LA and I couldn't Love it more. I used it for the first time after Ernie let out a giant burp after the Fabulous BBQ at Bob and Dave's, I felt like everything he had taught me about being a lady was a lie, I felt betrayed and bewildered, so I believe it was justly used, inaprop Ernie, inaprop indeed.
Short for inappropriate
Pronounced in-a-prope' with a silent e,
Still not sure how were going to spell it
Ernie brought this from LA and I couldn't Love it more. I used it for the first time after Ernie let out a giant burp after the Fabulous BBQ at Bob and Dave's, I felt like everything he had taught me about being a lady was a lie, I felt betrayed and bewildered, so I believe it was justly used, inaprop Ernie, inaprop indeed.
Auntie Ernie...
This pic has nothing to do with Ernie but he'll love it.
Ernie was the first gay guy I ever met, I knew this because it was the first thing he told me.
I was 17, working at a movie theatre and wasn't out yet, Ernie taught me it was alright to be gay but never pushed it down my throat, no pun intended, he was understanding, was always there to answer questions, help me buy porn and show me the gay spots in the city.
I hadn't seen Ernie for over 10 years until this weekend, he found me on facebook and was in town to pick up his son, who just finished his first year at harvard. It was like no time had passed and within minutes we were laughing like school girls, Honestly. He told me how good I looked, True, and told me how funny the blog was, True again. We compared stories about hearts we had broken, Bitches who broke ours, party days and parties gone wrong, Its so funny how friends can go through such similar events thousands of miles away and out of contact, talking to him made me feel alive and renewed, like a girl of 17 again, everyone should have an Ernie. Stay tuned for stories about our weekend, featuring;
Fire Pie,
InaPrope' (short for inapropriate)
Slutty or Just Sexually Successful ?
Ernie was the first gay guy I ever met, I knew this because it was the first thing he told me.
I was 17, working at a movie theatre and wasn't out yet, Ernie taught me it was alright to be gay but never pushed it down my throat, no pun intended, he was understanding, was always there to answer questions, help me buy porn and show me the gay spots in the city.
I hadn't seen Ernie for over 10 years until this weekend, he found me on facebook and was in town to pick up his son, who just finished his first year at harvard. It was like no time had passed and within minutes we were laughing like school girls, Honestly. He told me how good I looked, True, and told me how funny the blog was, True again. We compared stories about hearts we had broken, Bitches who broke ours, party days and parties gone wrong, Its so funny how friends can go through such similar events thousands of miles away and out of contact, talking to him made me feel alive and renewed, like a girl of 17 again, everyone should have an Ernie. Stay tuned for stories about our weekend, featuring;
Fire Pie,
InaPrope' (short for inapropriate)
Slutty or Just Sexually Successful ?
May 24, 2009
May 23, 2009
GAY 101
I may make that the new title of the blog, I had dinner with an old friend tonight, a guy I went to high school with who came out about a year ago, which is hilarious because I knew he was gay 15 years ago in high school, I told him that, he didn't think it was funny. Clearly It was.
He's so new to it all, it was great catching up and while I was there once, I couldn't really relate, well, I could relate on a level of learning and growing, but not what he was going through, I like to think I know what its like to be gay, I've been out for 13 years, he's been out for 1 and he isn't even out to everyone, to me that's not even being out, I said something to the effect "...Oh god I would never date someone who wasn't totally out and still in gay adolescence ..." Instantly I saw a change in his face, and while I felt slightly bad because I'm human, I'm also an adult and realized he need to hear it, but I thought, do I know what it is to be gay and date? I should, I've dated a lot of guys (and by dated I mean Fucked, and by guys I mean hundreds) he also talked about how he's mature and has his shit together, this made me realize just because you "have your shit together" doesn't mean your not also a Hot Tranny Mess in other areas, so maybe I'm not the professor of Gay 101 and believe me thats fine, but let me just say This about That, I WAS Smart enough to take Gay 101 in high school and not in my thirties Bitches.
He's so new to it all, it was great catching up and while I was there once, I couldn't really relate, well, I could relate on a level of learning and growing, but not what he was going through, I like to think I know what its like to be gay, I've been out for 13 years, he's been out for 1 and he isn't even out to everyone, to me that's not even being out, I said something to the effect "...Oh god I would never date someone who wasn't totally out and still in gay adolescence ..." Instantly I saw a change in his face, and while I felt slightly bad because I'm human, I'm also an adult and realized he need to hear it, but I thought, do I know what it is to be gay and date? I should, I've dated a lot of guys (and by dated I mean Fucked, and by guys I mean hundreds) he also talked about how he's mature and has his shit together, this made me realize just because you "have your shit together" doesn't mean your not also a Hot Tranny Mess in other areas, so maybe I'm not the professor of Gay 101 and believe me thats fine, but let me just say This about That, I WAS Smart enough to take Gay 101 in high school and not in my thirties Bitches.
May 21, 2009
Yeah
I love writing on here and being witty for all of you, but sometimes its just easier to post pics of hot guys and remark on them, Enjoy
Delicious!!
I asked one of many Chris' I know what he thought of the blog, he simply said "needs more porn" but this is not Doug's Dirty Porn Site, thats my other site and I'm posting on it right after this! So hopefully these nearly naked Hot Boys will suffice, and by boys I mean men age 18 and over. And while I want a body like all of these guys, they are at the gym right now, while I'm eating a Nutella rice krispie treat on the sofa, Enjoy
I Rock a deep V neck like nobody's business, but Hello chesty!!
OH JESUS!! What I wouldn't give to see these 2 play a game of naked pitch fork, see below...
Ghetto sexy, love it!! makes me want a tattoo Real Bad
Please this Bitch is so air brushed
THIS Is Naked Pitch fork and while its very sexy it never ends well, ask to see the scars on my back, true story!!
His name is Chad and he's ruined all other men for me...
...Except THIS GUY,
I Rock a deep V neck like nobody's business, but Hello chesty!!
OH JESUS!! What I wouldn't give to see these 2 play a game of naked pitch fork, see below...
Ghetto sexy, love it!! makes me want a tattoo Real Bad
Please this Bitch is so air brushed
THIS Is Naked Pitch fork and while its very sexy it never ends well, ask to see the scars on my back, true story!!
His name is Chad and he's ruined all other men for me...
...Except THIS GUY,
May 18, 2009
Introducing, Prudence Goodwife
I have two confidants who want to do Bi-weekly posts on Doug's Dirty Dish, the first is Prudence Goodwife. Her posts will be titled; Plagues of Sin, The Devil In Society. She is a Christian in the truest sense of the word, and a dear friend of mine, I hope you'll love her as much as I do.
I have a new found love of guys with Buzzed hair
No this is not me, I wish, but I have been working out alot
May 17, 2009
SLC Buzz...
...not the team Bitches, I Buzzed my Head and it will be the talk of SLC!! It's so Hot, I Love it! I'll post pics this week
May 13, 2009
Will & Grace starring Jack & Karen
I Damn Love this show! Watching re-runs with Darrin, laughing our asses off!! I forget how much like Jack I am and how much like Karen I used to be!
It's on Lifetime 4 times a day check it out, again
It's on Lifetime 4 times a day check it out, again
May 11, 2009
4 of hearts
General Meaning: The suit often named Cups is also referred to as Chalices or Hearts. It represents the emotional and psychic aspects of life -- fantasy, imagination, feelings, and love.
A Four in this suit refers to a restless time when a person may have become emotionally uncomfortable and dissatisfied with life. Feeling stagnated and longing for change, the heart ponders its options -- as it should.
CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!
In sex and the city, carries love interest picks up a random playing card, he finds them all over the city and almost has a whole deck, I was tempted and loved the sentiment
A Four in this suit refers to a restless time when a person may have become emotionally uncomfortable and dissatisfied with life. Feeling stagnated and longing for change, the heart ponders its options -- as it should.
CAN I GET AN AMEN!?!
In sex and the city, carries love interest picks up a random playing card, he finds them all over the city and almost has a whole deck, I was tempted and loved the sentiment
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