From A to Shoes, A brief gay history...

I dated someone recently, newly out of the closet, and he didn't know anything about being gay, he wore bad shoes, didn't know how to get his hair cut and didn't know anything about sex, poor thing didn't have a clue, luckily he had me and I know everything about being gay from A to shoes, so to speak;

First on my list, Anal sex: I'll keep this short as to not offend anyone (not that i typically care about that) but anyone who has been there knows what I'm talking about, it takes preparation.

next on my list, Jewelry He thought it cool to wear, what I call "Fag jewelry", I don't approve of much jewelry on a man, it needs to be tasteful, refined and contain No Jewels, therefore not making it jewelry, see how that works? we've all been there, you want to make a statement, I'm sure their are pics out there of me in similar things but i was 19, not 27 as I am now.

Restaurant's, he had this down he knew what places were Fab and what to order, his saving grace!

Shoes, he wore the Worst shoes! Things you could go hunting in, I assume, clunky things that were worn and...oh god i get a little queezy just picturing them again, and the strange thing is he had good taste in clothes for the most part, expensive jeans ect.

Alright so this goes past shoes but is equally important, Underwear, Lets break this down right now, Hanes or G's or anything worn is never, ever, appropriate if your trying to get laid, their not sexy or interesting or flattering, go online or to your local gay shop and get something colorful and bold and maybe a jock strap too, thats always sexy.