Typically that is a true statement when I visit my home town of Provo, I love making people in Provo feel uncomfortable because it is such a... well a backward place, so I always dress and act over the top gay, Yes bitches more than normal.
When I came out I just felt the need to show off, just ask one of many, my friend Spence, who first saw me walking through University Mall and wanted to be just like me, or anyone else who grew up there, or went to byu. I'm the Most Well Known Gay Man from Provo of my generation. But tonight Chris and I went to a party in provo and low and behold we met two guys who were "roommates" and had gone to byu, We knew they were gay instantly even though they were talking about they're ward and the tabernacle choir and missions etc. , well actually I knew Because of those things, and the fact that they had to leave early because they had a "chocolate souffle in the oven," Really? A chocolate souffle? Thats the gayest excuse I have ever heard, EVER. Chocolate souffle is either code for something or I have been out gayed. A friend of mine works with one of theses guys now and they are indeed that gay, so for now I keep my tiara, and I would love a piece of that chocolate souffle!
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