Some people dont believe I have an alter ego, My boyfriend, my roommate, and Ms. bobby I'm looking in your direction, just like when superman would never be around when clark kent was, or how peter parker always got photos of spiderman, here are similar shots of me as mild mannered interior designer and then as a slightly bitchy dick magnet, my powers enable me to take off my clothes and another guys in just seconds!! well maybe not a power as much a s a talent
July 31, 2009
July 30, 2009
We do all Love Brett!!
Funniest. Shit. EVER!!!
copy it to your address bar or click on the title, you'll die!!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61273/family-guy-glory-hole-math
copy it to your address bar or click on the title, you'll die!!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61273/family-guy-glory-hole-math
July 27, 2009
July 25, 2009
July 22, 2009
Wait, what?
Shocking!
I just cant believe how quickly time flies by. It seems I have been meaning to get back to people for days, but looking at the last email they sent me, or call I placed it has actually been weeks or months!! How does this happen?! What the hell am I really that self obsessed?!! How do you call someone; a date, a friend or family member and say you just forgot to call them, for 2 or 3 weeks, does anyone else have this problem? vote at the poll to the right. and since I cant manage to post on here even daily like I once did here is belated sexy boy sunday, this weeks them: Spead Em!
July 16, 2009
Underwear ThUrsday, Deisel underwear 2009 collection
I have that dream all the time where I just stand around looking hot in cute underwear surrounded by my best shoes and they cant stop staring, well not so much a dream as just any given tuesday, you've got to have traditions.
Where did you put the key after it was in your mouth? Oh I found it!
Been there! I do love to pull a good head of hair, and my memory is a little fuzzy from a couple parties, that might literally be me
Balloons and the smell of baby oil, really takes me back to my twenties...
Must. Have. These. I actually mean the Underwear.
Where did you put the key after it was in your mouth? Oh I found it!
Been there! I do love to pull a good head of hair, and my memory is a little fuzzy from a couple parties, that might literally be me
Balloons and the smell of baby oil, really takes me back to my twenties...
Must. Have. These. I actually mean the Underwear.
July 12, 2009
July 9, 2009
Jo, Short for Joleen? or sexy gal sunday? Both statements are true!
July 8, 2009
More hot pics of...ME!!!
Keep in mind these were shot at the Grove, a public park, midday! Scandalous!!
Could someone feed me grapes?!
I love how this pic turned out, its like the the paparazzi was shooting me from the bushes and I had no idea, now I know how Hugh Jackman feels when I shoot pics of him from the bushes!!
can anyone guess what my signature stance is?...
or my secondary stance...
At this point in the evening I was exhausted and couldn't flex one more muscle, so I just put on a tight pink shirt and acted aloof, which really and truly IS my signature stance
Could someone feed me grapes?!
I love how this pic turned out, its like the the paparazzi was shooting me from the bushes and I had no idea, now I know how Hugh Jackman feels when I shoot pics of him from the bushes!!
can anyone guess what my signature stance is?...
or my secondary stance...
At this point in the evening I was exhausted and couldn't flex one more muscle, so I just put on a tight pink shirt and acted aloof, which really and truly IS my signature stance
July 6, 2009
"Water near a bridge..."
Wow, we honestly look better now than when we were in our twenties!
I spent the day with Sarah, it was great to see her recovering so well from all that has gone on in the past months, when she made a joke about it all, her boyfriend Drew, who is so great and great for her, was still a bit uncomfortable talking about it, being a true lady I simply said with a smile " water near a bridge..." I can't really tell the whole story on here, nor would I just yet, just know I couldn't be happier Sarah's alive and back home, She's my twin, I'm complete when she's around. When I meet a guy who makes me feel like that, I will marry him. Sorry boys,as you can see those will be hard and fabulous shoes to fill.
I spent the day with Sarah, it was great to see her recovering so well from all that has gone on in the past months, when she made a joke about it all, her boyfriend Drew, who is so great and great for her, was still a bit uncomfortable talking about it, being a true lady I simply said with a smile " water near a bridge..." I can't really tell the whole story on here, nor would I just yet, just know I couldn't be happier Sarah's alive and back home, She's my twin, I'm complete when she's around. When I meet a guy who makes me feel like that, I will marry him. Sorry boys,as you can see those will be hard and fabulous shoes to fill.
July 5, 2009
Oh so SEXY Boy Sunday!
Thats right, It's me. I know what your thinking and its fine, I'd want to Fuck me too. Enjoy.
A big thank you to Jo who is such a great friend and the best photographer in the world! Just a side note on these, people started to gather as they saw the BYU shirt, which is hilarious because I never went there and only bought the shirt because this great guy I'm dating/falling for works there. I have sent the pics to byu and I'm sure they'll want to post them in the next BYU weekly. One other side note, its a girls shirt and I cut the sleeves off. Lets give creative credit where its due.
A big thank you to Jo who is such a great friend and the best photographer in the world! Just a side note on these, people started to gather as they saw the BYU shirt, which is hilarious because I never went there and only bought the shirt because this great guy I'm dating/falling for works there. I have sent the pics to byu and I'm sure they'll want to post them in the next BYU weekly. One other side note, its a girls shirt and I cut the sleeves off. Lets give creative credit where its due.
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