The queen of my castle...

Welcome to my new castle!! I had to post a pic of something gorgeous to counter act that hideous pillow in the previous post, I LOVE this house more than I have ever loved anything or anyone, its fab, on a great street in a great gayborhood and for sale, shown by appointment only I'm guessing somewhere around 3 million, any takers who want me for a roommate, or who want to be my king?

Introducing...The Ugliest Thing I've ever seen

I. Am. Speechless.

Lunch With The Ladies

Their are many perks to working in a design studio with fun women and gorgeous things as opposed to sitting in a cubicle with a bunch of nerds talking about... whatever it is nerds talk about. Case in point lunch on wednesday.
Jaime, Michelle and I sat on the patio at an adorable little Chinese restaurant on Wednesday, and while I'm fabulous, well dressed and poised its nice to walk down the street and dine with women who are equally Fabulous, stylish and lady like. We chatted about clothes, design, work, my blog and bitches I hate, it was a very long lunch, and if your thinking "I wonder if they talked about me?" its very likely... I have to go now a new Ugly Betty is on! We Love You Betty !

Have we met

I started a group on facebook today entitled Dougie Fresh's Blog, to help promote this blog and my writing, please join and become a fan if you haven't yet, and I promise I will write more posts in the next day or two I have so many stories but Life has been busy and when your as slutty... I mean popular as I am, its hard to keep up with everything, so check out tomorrows spots "Lunch with the ladies" detailing my adventures with two fabulous and classy girls from work. "Don't try this at home" a story about fashion gone horribly wrong, not by me of course and "Miss Workout 2009" a story about me in a boot camp work out class, I still have the sash to prove it! Also I will be attending an 80's prom night party Thursday night so I'll have great pics this weekend

Random Hotness

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my cute outfit today

Me in michelle's coat which I believe she should just give me

Lots of new things

Alright, I have about 14 things I'm excited to talk about but I just worked a 12 hour day, and have to work again early, don't worry it was a good day, the best one is I'm meeting with an editor/advertising guy for lunch to talk about my writing and my Blog, so I need all your good energy and referrals from friends about my Blog, I need lots of readers and comments People!!! This could be HUGE for me!

Revised, The most adorable church...

Okay, my adopted mother Michelle was a bit annoyed by what I wrote on this entry so I'm revising, now keep in mind while sometimes I write controversial or down right bitchy things its why you all Love me, so sometimes you'll have to deal with it, I was also told I had bad punctuation and grammar, to this I say "Suck IT BITCHES!!!" Just kidding, while I do make mistakes i do certain things on purpose so pay attention you might notice things. A few nights ago I went walking around and I stopped at the most adorable church, I had been there many times before but had forgotten about it, its called the garden park church, and while I'm not a big fan of religion, which is a huge understatement, this place honestly is like something out of a Disney movie, and I would go to church once just to be a part of it. Not really, I can walk by there anytime

homes I'm coveting...

Coincidentally enough most of them are on Douglas street just blocks from my place now, and while I am getting more into photography I don't yet have the very expensive camera I'm also coveting so these pics will suffice for now






None of them were extremely large but all so well done and kept up well, mainly with small yards, I thought to my self thats all i need a small quaint house in a good area. Of course they are all worth over a million dollars, I need a wealthy husband, Im not kidding bitches, find me a husband!!

Guitar Hero

I love that game!! Although I am actually better when I'm drunk, I was playing it until around midnight at a party and was glad to have the break from the club, so unfortunately I don't have any pics this week, but i will post pics of homes I'm coveting from around my neighborhood, speaking of that walking around my new Diggs lately with the weather as it is, made me think so much of seattle, my neighborhood is a tiny slice of seattle put in salt lake; unique homes, winding streets, mature trees, little shops and coffee houses, the whole energy is different, laid back, liberal, it is the only place I want to live until I move, as much as I've been talking about san diego lately I feel so at home in seattle and this weather, I already know the city and have a group of friends there, it just feels right and I can play guitar hero just as easily there as anywhere right?!

Ive been raving about this for years!!

The 9 Inch diet, You've Got to try it!!
I AM DYING!! Imagine me singing that, because I just did!


You can imagine the shock on my face when walking through Barnes and Noble I saw this!! Can you imagine the an editor approving that?! And even more upsetting MY Editor didn't think of it for me First!!! I've talked about this "diet" for years and told men and women alike they had to try it to believe it, those who did agreed but not everyone dared, now someone else is getting my credit!! How am I going to top that for my first book title!?!? Alex Your fired!!!

Today...

Has been so great!!... mainly because last night i was coming down with something and felt like it might be strep, but today about noon the only thing still not right was my allergies, so I popped 2 allegra freebased my nasonex and was off on the town!! walked up to coffee garden my local and favorite coffee place, got my hair done, went to a coffee shop, went to the park for some sun and exercise, got a couple hours of work done for 2 clients, caught up with Darrin and Grant, walked back up to coffee garden for an iced green tea, and have been writing for an hour which brings me to now when my friend Greg just walked by and said how good my hair looked, god bless you greg, This is why I love spring and days off!! Everyone is out & about, flashing smiles and in a good mood, guys are jogging with their shirts off and girls... well if there's a guy with a shirt off I dont even see the girl, but they all seem to be happy anyway, and even with people everywhere I've had so much me time, I forget how happy I am single, there are so many opportunities, if you get my drift, and the day is all yours, hope your all enjoying the day!

Another blog... perhaps

Jamie, a hip twenty something mother with great hair and an aura that people are instantly attracted to, and Michelle, My adopted mother who can talk reality shows with any twenty something, were telling me today how funny they're relatives think my stories are, which made me ask if they were all reading my blog, as I said the words it occurred to me it may be a bit racy for certain fans, and that's still after editing A LOT out, but they hadn't been to this blog!! I must have passed out because when I came to there was a Hot paramedic over me, so I pretended to pass out again so he could give me more mouth to mouth, dont judge me He had a hard on Too, anyway it made me think maybe I could do another blog how I really want to and keep this one more friendly as to attract more readers, double exposure would only get me more readers and therefore discovered sooner, thoughts? And what about a name? format? so much to think about

Shout out to Spence... part two

Years ago One of My best friends, Spence, and I had a little... Fun with one another on our blogs, look back in some of my earlier posts and check his blog www.spence-a-lick.blogspot.com I eventually won the war and he admitted how much better, cooler and hotter I am than he, having said that, I do love him like the gay brother I never had, Hes cute, funny, athletic, talented in so many ways, has a gorgeous home in seattle, drives a BMW and has never judged me, that I know of. So when we chatted last night I realized how much I MISS him and how even living so far apart we go through similar things at the same time, I don't think anyone gets my Crazies like he does and can always talk me down from them, and vice versa, You can all meet him when he comes to visit me in July, If I can wait that long to see him...

More Pics...

No that's not me, But it is my twin apparently! What the HELL!





Amanda, Me in the shadows and my Girl Cami


I kow what your thinking isnt that Dougs imaginary boyfriend?! Ys it is and that guy on top of him is his boyfriend, true story , but its fine theyre vte together andi have a new crush scroll down

No not her!!! thats just amanda being cheered, keep scrolling

This guy is my new crush, in the gray shirt with the great jaw line and eyes that pierce my soul, excuse me im going to need a minute alone..

Here are a bunch of pics...

Amanda lepore with her ass about in my face, see how tiny she is compared to me in the gray shirt


More Amanda working the crowd!!


Oh Yes, Shes ALL Woman Now!!







(From left to right) Bobby Smith, Mark Thrash, Gorgeous Me!! A little info on bobby, Hes is the greatest friend a guy could have and has been so great to me Love You Bobby!!









No explanation needed...Actually just a little explanation Im loving the deep V neck shirts on me! I got a ton of compliments. Also a note about Amanda Lepore, I know I sometimes make fun of trannys or call people I don't like Trannys, you all know who you are, But Good for her for being true to herself, sure she looks a little plastic, but she's rich and famous

So its 2 am...

... and I cant sleep so I'll write about some random things, what's new about that I wonder, just home from the club and while I'm tired from dancing all night my mind is racing from the events that occurred, first off Amanda Lepore was Amazing, great performer and the best boob job Ive ever seen they are big and flawless! And were literally in my face the whole time, she was on stage 3 feet above the ground and I was staring straight at them, she's that short, and when I went back stage to meet her a dozen questions raced through my head, but all that came out was "... Your so fabulous, and your boobs are Amazing..." what do you say to the most famous Tranny in the world? She just said " Oh thanks your so cute! I had them done 3 times", then the cameras flashed a few times, which made me feel a little famous, also strutting in VIP past a big line of people didn't hurt my ego, Its so fun to hear all those people talking about you and wishing they were you, Its like a drug! And we all looked so Good, look for pics on here tomorrow... Anyway without another word I walked away... so I pose a question for everyone, what would you have said and asked her?

Also I met a really cute guy who is moving here in a few weeks, Anthony I think was his name, I thought he might be straight at first because he was wearing an over sized plaid shirt almost buttoned up to the top and and tennis shoes, the club was more packed than I've ever seen it, so I'm surprised they let him in looking like that, but he had a cute nerdy quality to him, and we all know how much I Love that, So I went over said hello and told him he had to unbutton his shirt, he said he was waiting, so I did it for him, I cant believe the shit i get away with sometimes!! He had a really good chest, and was fun to talk to, but I'm past the point where I take guys home from the club and I couldn't see myself dating a nerdy guy again, So I suppose I made a new friend, good for me.

Save the date... June 6th!!

Listen up everyone, Darrin and I are planning our first Party of the season it will be a night never to be forgotten, SAVE THE DATE BITCHES, if you dont come to this party your Dead. To. Me.
June 6th at our place, stay tuned for more details or call me. I'll send out invites soon. It will be a White party, dress all in white, the only other color allowed is pink as it will be our accent color, and any color shoe is fine, but should be approved by me in advance, cant wait to see you all there!!!

Karma

I don't know what exactly changed this year that has made me such a different person... actually thats a lie, I do know... Karma. Oh she is a feisty mistress!! I've had a crazy couple of years. Honestly i've had a crazy 10 years, my twentys and into my early thirty's seem like some movie they show elementary school kids to scare them into behaving, "scared straight" i think its called, It didn't work for me in either sense of the word. Obviously. But back to Karma, everything good and bad in the past few years I've done to someone has also happened to me in return, I didnt always understand how I helped or hurt people early on, I did what I wanted to do or say and fuck anyone else, If I liked you I was good to you with no expected return and if I hated you, well God help you!
I woke up recently and realized while my world was crumbling down around me, it was also a bit better somehow and I realized Karma had caught up to me, had her way with me, and tossed me aside like I had done to so many guys in the past, So I cried, took a shower, dried myself off, looked in the mirror and realized once again how Tall, Hot and Fun I am TA-DA!! But now I have to go, I just got a text from my girlfriend, Suzie, who is one of the few people who can keep up with my dancing, saying the Hot Guy, Josh, I have a crush on is at the club and asked about me!! peace out bitches... Love you Karma

Moving (on)...

Lying here on my bed in my new place, the roomie and I just had pizza and talked gossip about the latest Tragics (people who are completely Tragic) to appear on SLCDirt.com it is my new guilty pleasure, and I'm over facebook for the record, Darrin and I are determined to get on there doing something scandalous this summer! Or at the very least get our Ex's and enemys on there.
So the point of this blog is... as I was moving the last of my things today I ran across a box of probably a thousand pictures I have been meaning to put in albums for years, rummaging through them finally getting albums put together neurons fired signals to my brain I thought drugs and partying had erased eons ago, memories of people, places, trips, parties. So lying here I cant help but think of all the places I've moved into and left behind, the friends I knew at the time, guys I dated, the girl I almost impregnated, boot camp, college, jobs, where I am now, where I thought I would be now, and where I want to be in the future... stay tuned for pictures and stories.

Without fail...

Now you all know I try and keep this blog as hilarious as...well as I am everyday, however once in a while things happen, even to me, that make us look inside ourselves and deal with things and life, I used to party or have sex or laugh the pain away, mainly the first two, but I want to do things differently this time, so deal with the fact that this wont be a funny entry but will maybe let you get to know the real me better, The Dougie Fresh only a handful of people know...

While the Killer Mr brightside remix that Spence first found for me, plays in the background, I think of how happy & sad it makes me, how many emotions and events are attached to it, and now I'm adding two more one happy & one sad. The weather today couldn't match my mood any better, cloudy overcast emotions, rain drops ranging from a single tear to huge sobs, the beat of the city and my heart both a little slower & exposed to the elements we cannot control... It always seems to rain after I have a break up, well not every time but every time I'm sad about it, most of the boyfriends I dump i don't feel bad about, but now and again you meet some one and fall in love and that person changes you forever and for reasons that aren't always bad or anyones fault it doesn't work out, this is why personal days were invented, but hopefully it makes you a better person.

Someone once told me there are no failed relationships just learning experiences, I repeated this to him after his last break up and he never recalled saying it (Really Darrin, Really!? ) but its good advice and true, I'm a better person for everyone of my friendships and relationships, and I hope they all think the same. Enjoy the rain and the day. Loves

the sequel is to be continued...

The Hilarious ending to my Hot Nerd boyfriend Post is currently on hold, I Know readers, I know Im sorry too, stay tuned...

Me and my man(nequin) friend...

After the comments and laughs I recieved, I had to go to the store and take pictures of where my Eric took down a mannequin enjoy...




This picture is me pointing out the stairs that eric wouldn't pose for, and actually a really good pic of me I never realized how statuesque I am...Oh who am I kidding I always knew!!!











This is the Hot manequin that Eric actually knocked over, that apparently has been moved, also a good pic of It and looks A lot like me, Hhmm















And this is the picture I got of eric on the stairs after he refused to pose for a pi I thought he was going to take ME down after i took it!!

Camelt..OH!!

I know your all anxiously awaiting the conclusion to my previous entry, Its with my Editors as we speak, I thought I would take a minute to post about an evening that will not soon be forgotten by Anyone...

We were at the club and looked A-mazing, as I'm used to, but being one half of the cutest couple in salt lake isn't always easy, guys want to be you or hate you, gorgeous girls are always instantly drawn to you and want to be on your arm... case in point.
As we rolled into the club in tight Graphic tees that showed off our arms, looking like Hollywood Bitches, old friends and drunk people who wanted to know us gave us hugs and kisses and slurred sentences about how hot we looked, for the most part I simply said my token phrase " I know right..." smiled and pranced away, (to reference this prance look at my previous post, aka model walk) But one girl caught my attention, she was stunning!! Tall and slender, Long Blond staight shimmery hair, perfect skin and bone structure, walked like tyra banks in her red short dress and had that certain something that people were Drawn too, in short she was a Female Me, it was something out of a movie, our eyes met and we ran for each other she literally lept into my arms, kissed me and told me how hot I looked, I told her the same!! We could have gushed on for hours... Eric wasnt so much impressed, realizing how high she was and got us inside onto the dancefloor, knowing how well he and I dance together, he figured I would forget all about her, for the next 2 hours Eric and I tore up the dancefloor! Center stage like we always do, being so tall and blond its hard to be missed and of course a few friends and guys came over to say hello, we kept dancing, kissing and laughing until some people got onstage and started dancing, including miss tall blond and gorgeous, she saw me and motioned for me to get on stage with her, wanting to be the center of attention, I was tempted but Eric kept me from doing so, he had the good sense to realize only Tragics and one Hot model guy were on stage, he wanted to keep me away from both, God bless his Analytical nature, because shortly after she started dancing with this Really Hot Guy I wanted to hook up with... I mean, some dude Ive never seen before or since, and while she was facing the crowd her short skirt kept hiking up more and more along with her tight skimpy panties, everyone one was watching because this Guy she was dancing with was so Fucking Hott...OH and the skirt thing, just as I said "Eric I can see her cameltOH!!" the whole crowd let out a giant gasp, and you could see hundreds of homos hide their eyes and cry just like the day Prop 8 passed, I have never been so thankful for Eric keeping me in check and not letting me get carried away dancing with Hot Male models and Hot Tranny Mess's no matter how cute they are...