And then you realize you love someone else

These Guys for instance!! I was at the gym tonight after a few month hiatus and let me tell you nothing has changed, monday is still hot boy night! I nearly fell of the eliptical a dozen times, Eye candy everywhere! These two tanned buff, hairless boys started stretching right by me and this picture doesn't begin to do them justice, but I only had a second to get a pic, If you work out at 24 hour in sugarhouse I'll see you every monday night!! I'll be the guy with the camera and x ray glasses


Oh and this pic is a baseball game I attended to see Maree play in, she was Fabulous, and I really wanted to see if one of the guys on Her team was on My team, so to speak, he is. Also the 3rd basemen on the other team was also on My team and HOTT!!! He obviously shrunk his Tight jersey to show off his perfect pecs and I cheered everytime he lifted his shirt to wipe his forehead, OH and his number is 69, please! I will be attending more games, and he is welcome to throw balls or take me to 3rd base anytime!

Queer As Folk, Remembered

We're sitting here watching Queer As Folk (QAF) the British version, one of the perks of living right by the Tower theatre, Independent and hard to find dvd & video rentals, we've never seen it even though it came out before the American version, It's really good actually and it takes me back to the days when we all used to gather at this great Lounge called Zippers, everyone would be there after a long weekend of partying, we'd all drink beer and sit in those big wing back chairs and watch the adventures of our favorite characters and compare which one we were most like, I was Emmit, a slender, handsome, Queeny, stylish & witty homo, Bobby was michael, the good looking guy next door, I think Dave was Brian Kinny, and I forget the rest, It was a big part of my gay adolescence I'll never forget it, QAF always pushed the limits and really hit topics that were so important to the community, Drugs, Sex, HIV, Gay Marriage, Gay parenting, all things friends and I were going through at the time Scandalous!! I wouldn't trade my twenties for anything, I don't regret any of it... Checkout both the British and American version's if you haven't yet!! I have a couple of the seasons for anyone who wants to borrow them

Tattoo? Perhaps

Don't worry these pics don't show anything too graphic. This is the Tattoo I want it would go from the bottom of my ribs down my oblique onto my hip and end mid thigh, I think it would be Hot


I have two new polls on here one is to see what you guys think of me shaving my head and letting my hair grow in natural, it would give me the opportunity to let my stubble grow in nicely with my natural color, and I have really good scruff! The other is whether I should get a tattoo, I've wanted it forever, but its so permanent and we all know how I am with commitment, UGH!

I swear I didn't do this...

I saw this at Nordstrom's about a year ago,It really wasn't me

Breaking and entering...by Ms. Merryweather! I love that name!!

After talking to my attorney we technically didn't break into this house, since the backdoor was open and it was for rent, this is the most adorable vanity in what would be my bathroom with the cutest guy in it (thats me!)


A view from the living room of the front yard, I had to be quick since I know for a fact the police have a 2 minute response time in this neighborhood, its a good area.


Darrin peeking in the back window after I insisted we check out the backyard, he was the first to enter, thats my story and I'm sticking to it!


This was actually my first pic of the house, the yard needs a lot of work but if you know Darrin, it would be a breeze for him and his green thumb, he also has green pinkies, he's that good!


This is my all time favorite picture, Lee Merryweather!!! He/she has this house listed, from now on just call me MS. MerryWeather!!!!!!


We walked by on our way back home and their was a cop in front of the house, he said a report had been called in about some guys lurking around!! We gasped, blurted out something about the neighborhood going to Hell and skipped away as to not draw attention to ourselves.

Oh my! Hot landscapers and other shocking things

This is a house for rent in our neighborhood, that we may have accidentally broken into, see more on that later

I though we lived in a good neighborhood but apparently not if you can just bathe in your front yard... Not that I haven't done it once or twice!!


I nearly tripped over my dignity after I saw these 3 GORGEOUS, GREEK GOD LIKE Guys, click on the images for a better view!

These guys should be modeling somewhere not pulling weeds! I had to sneak into American Apparel to get a picture, and had to buy a shirt to keep the sales people quiet, its really cute though!!

check this out!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms

Helen Keller...Revised

Just getting home from another 12 hour day, and I was dancing last night till 1 am, I'll post pics in a few days it was an 80's party and I looked great, there was this table of 3 guys 2 were good looking, 1 was a little chunky and trying to pull off a tight, pink logo Abercrombie & Fitch t shirt, poor thing it should have read Thick & Chunky instead, They were all mesmerized by Suzie and I dancing, I was teasing them by lifting up my shirt and showing off my tight tanned stomach, and in true 80's fashion I was wearing 2 Polo's with the collar's up, and I was so hot I just had to take them off throw them aside like a rock star and dance some more with suzie's friend Josh who couldn't keep his hands off me, and is HOT! I thought Thick & Chunky was going to drop his drink he couldn't stop staring at me none of them could!! I love those moments! Nothing compares when you know how hot you are and how much everyone wants you, I also got a straight mormon guy to dance with me, he said he'd never been with a guy before, "Im a virgin", Im sure and your dancing with a shirtless gay guy, thats the lamest line out there, I knew a guy that played that on everyone guy in the valley, anyway I had a blast, then woke up early this morning, closed 2 good sales and went to an appointment where a woman wanted her living room to look like the celestial room in the temple and asked me "You've been there right?" What The What?! Had she met me?! was she blind?! and deaf?! I was in skinny slacks, a pink shirt and had a blonde faux hawk, helen keller could have smelled my gay from a mile away!

The queen of my castle...

Welcome to my new castle!! I had to post a pic of something gorgeous to counter act that hideous pillow in the previous post, I LOVE this house more than I have ever loved anything or anyone, its fab, on a great street in a great gayborhood and for sale, shown by appointment only I'm guessing somewhere around 3 million, any takers who want me for a roommate, or who want to be my king?

Introducing...The Ugliest Thing I've ever seen

I. Am. Speechless.

Lunch With The Ladies

Their are many perks to working in a design studio with fun women and gorgeous things as opposed to sitting in a cubicle with a bunch of nerds talking about... whatever it is nerds talk about. Case in point lunch on wednesday.
Jaime, Michelle and I sat on the patio at an adorable little Chinese restaurant on Wednesday, and while I'm fabulous, well dressed and poised its nice to walk down the street and dine with women who are equally Fabulous, stylish and lady like. We chatted about clothes, design, work, my blog and bitches I hate, it was a very long lunch, and if your thinking "I wonder if they talked about me?" its very likely... I have to go now a new Ugly Betty is on! We Love You Betty !

Have we met

I started a group on facebook today entitled Dougie Fresh's Blog, to help promote this blog and my writing, please join and become a fan if you haven't yet, and I promise I will write more posts in the next day or two I have so many stories but Life has been busy and when your as slutty... I mean popular as I am, its hard to keep up with everything, so check out tomorrows spots "Lunch with the ladies" detailing my adventures with two fabulous and classy girls from work. "Don't try this at home" a story about fashion gone horribly wrong, not by me of course and "Miss Workout 2009" a story about me in a boot camp work out class, I still have the sash to prove it! Also I will be attending an 80's prom night party Thursday night so I'll have great pics this weekend

Random Hotness

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my cute outfit today

Me in michelle's coat which I believe she should just give me

Lots of new things

Alright, I have about 14 things I'm excited to talk about but I just worked a 12 hour day, and have to work again early, don't worry it was a good day, the best one is I'm meeting with an editor/advertising guy for lunch to talk about my writing and my Blog, so I need all your good energy and referrals from friends about my Blog, I need lots of readers and comments People!!! This could be HUGE for me!

Revised, The most adorable church...

Okay, my adopted mother Michelle was a bit annoyed by what I wrote on this entry so I'm revising, now keep in mind while sometimes I write controversial or down right bitchy things its why you all Love me, so sometimes you'll have to deal with it, I was also told I had bad punctuation and grammar, to this I say "Suck IT BITCHES!!!" Just kidding, while I do make mistakes i do certain things on purpose so pay attention you might notice things. A few nights ago I went walking around and I stopped at the most adorable church, I had been there many times before but had forgotten about it, its called the garden park church, and while I'm not a big fan of religion, which is a huge understatement, this place honestly is like something out of a Disney movie, and I would go to church once just to be a part of it. Not really, I can walk by there anytime

homes I'm coveting...

Coincidentally enough most of them are on Douglas street just blocks from my place now, and while I am getting more into photography I don't yet have the very expensive camera I'm also coveting so these pics will suffice for now






None of them were extremely large but all so well done and kept up well, mainly with small yards, I thought to my self thats all i need a small quaint house in a good area. Of course they are all worth over a million dollars, I need a wealthy husband, Im not kidding bitches, find me a husband!!

Guitar Hero

I love that game!! Although I am actually better when I'm drunk, I was playing it until around midnight at a party and was glad to have the break from the club, so unfortunately I don't have any pics this week, but i will post pics of homes I'm coveting from around my neighborhood, speaking of that walking around my new Diggs lately with the weather as it is, made me think so much of seattle, my neighborhood is a tiny slice of seattle put in salt lake; unique homes, winding streets, mature trees, little shops and coffee houses, the whole energy is different, laid back, liberal, it is the only place I want to live until I move, as much as I've been talking about san diego lately I feel so at home in seattle and this weather, I already know the city and have a group of friends there, it just feels right and I can play guitar hero just as easily there as anywhere right?!

Ive been raving about this for years!!

The 9 Inch diet, You've Got to try it!!
I AM DYING!! Imagine me singing that, because I just did!


You can imagine the shock on my face when walking through Barnes and Noble I saw this!! Can you imagine the an editor approving that?! And even more upsetting MY Editor didn't think of it for me First!!! I've talked about this "diet" for years and told men and women alike they had to try it to believe it, those who did agreed but not everyone dared, now someone else is getting my credit!! How am I going to top that for my first book title!?!? Alex Your fired!!!

Today...

Has been so great!!... mainly because last night i was coming down with something and felt like it might be strep, but today about noon the only thing still not right was my allergies, so I popped 2 allegra freebased my nasonex and was off on the town!! walked up to coffee garden my local and favorite coffee place, got my hair done, went to a coffee shop, went to the park for some sun and exercise, got a couple hours of work done for 2 clients, caught up with Darrin and Grant, walked back up to coffee garden for an iced green tea, and have been writing for an hour which brings me to now when my friend Greg just walked by and said how good my hair looked, god bless you greg, This is why I love spring and days off!! Everyone is out & about, flashing smiles and in a good mood, guys are jogging with their shirts off and girls... well if there's a guy with a shirt off I dont even see the girl, but they all seem to be happy anyway, and even with people everywhere I've had so much me time, I forget how happy I am single, there are so many opportunities, if you get my drift, and the day is all yours, hope your all enjoying the day!

Another blog... perhaps

Jamie, a hip twenty something mother with great hair and an aura that people are instantly attracted to, and Michelle, My adopted mother who can talk reality shows with any twenty something, were telling me today how funny they're relatives think my stories are, which made me ask if they were all reading my blog, as I said the words it occurred to me it may be a bit racy for certain fans, and that's still after editing A LOT out, but they hadn't been to this blog!! I must have passed out because when I came to there was a Hot paramedic over me, so I pretended to pass out again so he could give me more mouth to mouth, dont judge me He had a hard on Too, anyway it made me think maybe I could do another blog how I really want to and keep this one more friendly as to attract more readers, double exposure would only get me more readers and therefore discovered sooner, thoughts? And what about a name? format? so much to think about