August 21, 2009
New postings at Dougs dirty dish.blogspot.com
Check out New posts at the New site, click on the above header to be redirected to the all new Dougs Dirty Dish!!!
August 15, 2009
Hey bitches!
From here on out I'll mainly be posting on Dougs Dirty Dish.blogspot.com check it out for this weeks sexy boy sunday!! click on this header to be transfered to the new sight
August 14, 2009
Random Hotness...
On a sad note Tristan left for DC today. Love you sweetheart, Good Luck. On a happy note, how much do I Love diesel underwear ads?!
August 12, 2009
"I Haven't Felt This Alone Since I Was Married..."
A quote I first heard on Lipstick Jungle (oh how I miss that show) I loved it and while it was my first time hearing it I'm sure many people can relate, I was talking to Tristan today and our topic made me think of it.
What was the topic you ask? Well let me just tell you!
Couples who for one reason or another hang out with each other all the time and don't have a lot of friends.
Sometimes, its jealousy, one partner is jealous of the others friends, or they are so in love otherwise close friends suddenly fall by the wayside, whatever the reason we agreed its not healthy, you've got to have your alone time and time with your friends, the happiest couples, I believe, have things they do on their own. A dinner date with the girls or even a vacation, as long as you have trust and aren't fucking someone else, I think anything else goes. Well almost anything.
Marcus if your reading this, a weekend in portland at the Silverado wrapping dollar bills around naked strippers cocks falls in the very dark part of a gray area, thats why we broke up!
I kid of course... I wasn't dating anyone when I was in portland at the Silverado that weekend.
What was the topic you ask? Well let me just tell you!
Couples who for one reason or another hang out with each other all the time and don't have a lot of friends.
Sometimes, its jealousy, one partner is jealous of the others friends, or they are so in love otherwise close friends suddenly fall by the wayside, whatever the reason we agreed its not healthy, you've got to have your alone time and time with your friends, the happiest couples, I believe, have things they do on their own. A dinner date with the girls or even a vacation, as long as you have trust and aren't fucking someone else, I think anything else goes. Well almost anything.
Marcus if your reading this, a weekend in portland at the Silverado wrapping dollar bills around naked strippers cocks falls in the very dark part of a gray area, thats why we broke up!
I kid of course... I wasn't dating anyone when I was in portland at the Silverado that weekend.
No not your east, my east
So. At work today a lady called asking for directions to the new store, Lynette answered on speaker phone, here's how the conversation went down
Lynette: Yes were on the east side of the street from the mall
(Not a true statement, were on the west side of the street)
Lady: okay, so on the east side of the street by the mall, see you soon
ME to Lynette: So honey you realize we're on the east side of the mall but on the west of state street, right?
Lynette: (silent pause) ... Well... No, it would depend on which direction she was coming from, if she were coming from the north it would be...
Me and the girls interrupting with laughter: ...No honey east is always east, its one of those universal things...
Lynette is actually incredibly smart and put together, which makes it so funny, so funny in fact I nearly passed out from laughter
She called back 20 minutes later totally lost, which is partly her own fault, because if your at our intersection and cant find a huge sign saying ETHAN ALLEN whether it be east or west of you by 50 feet, you need to not be driving is my guess, and surely will not be able to pick a fabric out of thousands for your sofa.
Lynette: Yes were on the east side of the street from the mall
(Not a true statement, were on the west side of the street)
Lady: okay, so on the east side of the street by the mall, see you soon
ME to Lynette: So honey you realize we're on the east side of the mall but on the west of state street, right?
Lynette: (silent pause) ... Well... No, it would depend on which direction she was coming from, if she were coming from the north it would be...
Me and the girls interrupting with laughter: ...No honey east is always east, its one of those universal things...
Lynette is actually incredibly smart and put together, which makes it so funny, so funny in fact I nearly passed out from laughter
She called back 20 minutes later totally lost, which is partly her own fault, because if your at our intersection and cant find a huge sign saying ETHAN ALLEN whether it be east or west of you by 50 feet, you need to not be driving is my guess, and surely will not be able to pick a fabric out of thousands for your sofa.
August 11, 2009
Stalkerazzi At The Pool
I debated on going to the pool yesterday but glad I did! I saw craig and we gossiped, got a great tan and all these pictures! Enjoy!! Think I'll make Stalkerazzi a regular posting
A Good Friend...
This is a recent text message I had with craig, I heart him for this, his is the white mine is the green, he always keeps it real for me, thanks girl!!
August 9, 2009
August 8, 2009
Ponderings at 9th & 9th
I love when people ask where I live and I say "9th & 9th," they always say in a pretentious tone "Oh really, right on the corner?" thinking they're all cute and witty, then I get to say say in a bitchier tone "Yup on 850 East and 9th south" then I look at them like they're fucking Idiots. They always look defeated and never know what to say, then I get to talk about how great it is and walk away.
August 7, 2009
Gays Gone By...
I spoke with an old friend today who found me on facebook, for the most part that site bothers me, with all the boring quizzes and becoming fans of stupid shit, who the hell cares if your a fan of ice cream, go live your life...
But some days its a great thing, Jason Alldredge finding me was a great thing. Amongst other things he was my best friend when I lived in Scottsdale, well my best guy friend, my best girl friend was Rebecca. Funny story, that was the craziest threeesome I've ever had. Apparently the two of them were hanging at BS West a few night ago and Rebecca told him how ripped I had become, God bless her for spreading the word!!
He was in great spirits for just having gone through a break up, we chatted about life, parties, Gays we knew, had fucked and where they were now, we talked for hours and I convinced him to come up for a visit in the near future so we could talk about more gays gone by, he was happy to plan a break from scottsdale in the summer! Another funny story, I lived in scottsdale for almost 2 years to the day and still when stupid bitches ask me where I served my mission I still want to say Scottsdale... I'll find some pictures and post them on here tomorrow
But some days its a great thing, Jason Alldredge finding me was a great thing. Amongst other things he was my best friend when I lived in Scottsdale, well my best guy friend, my best girl friend was Rebecca. Funny story, that was the craziest threeesome I've ever had. Apparently the two of them were hanging at BS West a few night ago and Rebecca told him how ripped I had become, God bless her for spreading the word!!
He was in great spirits for just having gone through a break up, we chatted about life, parties, Gays we knew, had fucked and where they were now, we talked for hours and I convinced him to come up for a visit in the near future so we could talk about more gays gone by, he was happy to plan a break from scottsdale in the summer! Another funny story, I lived in scottsdale for almost 2 years to the day and still when stupid bitches ask me where I served my mission I still want to say Scottsdale... I'll find some pictures and post them on here tomorrow
August 5, 2009
Who Whore It Better?
You know those pics in US weekly where 2 celebs wear the same thing and its titled "who wore it better?"
Well here is my "Who whore it better?" please leave your comments.
This pic was taken years ago when I was a total twink, I prefer how I look now
Well here is my "Who whore it better?" please leave your comments.
This pic was taken years ago when I was a total twink, I prefer how I look now
Sex and the Salty City...
Don't get to excited Hookers, it was a party I attended this evening. The theme "Wine, Chocolate and Sex in the Salty City!" a Barrage of fabulous chocolates, more open bottles of wine than even I had in my heyday and past episodes of sex and the city on the flat screen, I find I prefer these parties and don't so much miss the club, however I do miss that show, I think this weekend I'll cuddle up with a few seasons and veg in my flat.
August 4, 2009
July 31, 2009
My Alter Ego
Some people dont believe I have an alter ego, My boyfriend, my roommate, and Ms. bobby I'm looking in your direction, just like when superman would never be around when clark kent was, or how peter parker always got photos of spiderman, here are similar shots of me as mild mannered interior designer and then as a slightly bitchy dick magnet, my powers enable me to take off my clothes and another guys in just seconds!! well maybe not a power as much a s a talent
July 30, 2009
We do all Love Brett!!
Funniest. Shit. EVER!!!
copy it to your address bar or click on the title, you'll die!!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61273/family-guy-glory-hole-math
copy it to your address bar or click on the title, you'll die!!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61273/family-guy-glory-hole-math
July 27, 2009
July 25, 2009
July 22, 2009
Wait, what?
Hey, hey ladies!
Left to right; Bobby, Brandon, Dougie Fresh, Debbie
Photos courtesy of the girls at partyutah.com, love you all!
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Left to right; Bobby, Brandon, Dougie Fresh, Debbie
Photos courtesy of the girls at partyutah.com, love you all!
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Shocking!
I just cant believe how quickly time flies by. It seems I have been meaning to get back to people for days, but looking at the last email they sent me, or call I placed it has actually been weeks or months!! How does this happen?! What the hell am I really that self obsessed?!! How do you call someone; a date, a friend or family member and say you just forgot to call them, for 2 or 3 weeks, does anyone else have this problem? vote at the poll to the right. and since I cant manage to post on here even daily like I once did here is belated sexy boy sunday, this weeks them: Spead Em!
July 16, 2009
Underwear ThUrsday, Deisel underwear 2009 collection
I have that dream all the time where I just stand around looking hot in cute underwear surrounded by my best shoes and they cant stop staring, well not so much a dream as just any given tuesday, you've got to have traditions.
Where did you put the key after it was in your mouth? Oh I found it!
Been there! I do love to pull a good head of hair, and my memory is a little fuzzy from a couple parties, that might literally be me
Balloons and the smell of baby oil, really takes me back to my twenties...
Must. Have. These. I actually mean the Underwear.
Where did you put the key after it was in your mouth? Oh I found it!
Been there! I do love to pull a good head of hair, and my memory is a little fuzzy from a couple parties, that might literally be me
Balloons and the smell of baby oil, really takes me back to my twenties...
Must. Have. These. I actually mean the Underwear.
July 12, 2009
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